{"id":1310,"date":"2006-07-26T16:34:58","date_gmt":"2006-07-26T16:34:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/amrani.cc\/wp\/?p=1310"},"modified":"2006-07-26T16:34:58","modified_gmt":"2006-07-26T16:34:58","slug":"2006-7-26-and-now-for-some-dark-humor-html","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/amrani.cc\/wp\/?p=1310","title":{"rendered":"And now for some dark humor"},"content":{"rendered":"<div data-src=\"v5\">Should blowing off little girls&#8217; faces be limited by international agreement? <a href=\"http:\/\/www.aqoul.com\/archives\/2006\/07\/the_law_of_blow.php\">Aqoul<\/a> gets hold of a leaked conversation by Israel and Hizbullah. My laugh-out-loud moment:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>Hizbullah:<\/strong> Look this isn&#8217;t rocket science&#8212;<br \/><strong>Israel:<\/strong> Actually, it is&#8230;.<br \/>{Pause}<br \/><strong>Mediator:<\/strong> Should we bring in the rocket scientists?<br \/><strong>Hizbullah:<\/strong> Um, uh, . . . is there a . . . um . . . Farsi translator here?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Just <a href=\"http:\/\/www.aqoul.com\/archives\/2006\/07\/the_law_of_blow.php\">read it<\/a>.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div data-src=\"v5\">Should blowing off little girls&#8217; faces be limited by international agreement? <a href=\"http:\/\/www.aqoul.com\/archives\/2006\/07\/the_law_of_blow.php\">Aqoul<\/a> gets hold of a leaked conversation by Israel and Hizbullah. My laugh-out-loud moment:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>Hizbullah:<\/strong> Look this isn&#8217;t rocket science&#8212;<br \/>\n<strong>Israel:<\/strong> Actually, it is&#8230;.<br \/>\n{Pause}<br \/>\n<strong>Mediator:<\/strong> Should we bring in the rocket scientists?<br \/>\n<strong>Hizbullah:<\/strong> Um, uh, . . . is there a . . . um . . . Farsi translator here?<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Just <a href=\"http:\/\/www.aqoul.com\/archives\/2006\/07\/the_law_of_blow.php\">read it<\/a>.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[59,30],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/amrani.cc\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1310"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/amrani.cc\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/amrani.cc\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/amrani.cc\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/amrani.cc\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1310"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/amrani.cc\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1310\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/amrani.cc\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1310"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/amrani.cc\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1310"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/amrani.cc\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1310"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}