{"id":1682,"date":"2006-10-15T16:43:59","date_gmt":"2006-10-15T16:43:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/amrani.cc\/wp\/?p=1682"},"modified":"2006-10-15T16:43:59","modified_gmt":"2006-10-15T16:43:59","slug":"2006-10-15-the-football-rules-of-the-israelipalestinian-conflict-html","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/amrani.cc\/wp\/?p=1682","title":{"rendered":"The football rules of the Israeli\/Palestinian conflict"},"content":{"rendered":"<div data-src=\"v5\">As Homer Simpson says, it&#8217;s funny because it&#8217;s true:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>The Football Rules of the Israeli\/Palestinian conflict:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>RULE 1: Israel has the right to play on both sides of the field, but the Palestinians can only play in their own half.<\/p>\n<p>RULE 2: During the match, Israel has the right to build a wall anywhere across the field to enforce the above rule.<\/p>\n<p>RULE 3: Should the referee ever whistle a foul against Israel he shall promptly be denounced as an anti-Semite.<\/p>\n<p>RULE 4: The Palestinians are encouraged to shoot into their own goal. Players who refuse will be nominated as terrorists and will not be allowed to play.<\/p>\n<p>RULE 5: For security reasons, Palestinians do not have the right to pass the ball to each other.<\/p>\n<p>RULE 6: Israel can occupy any empty space on the field by bringing in a new player.<\/p>\n<p>RULE 7: All Israeli goals are valid. Even those scored during the half-time break.<\/p>\n<p>RULE 8: The Palestinians will only receive their sponsorship money if they agree to let Israel win.<\/p>\n<p>RULE 9: The Palestinians can only play in flip-flops.<\/p>\n<p>RULE 10: There will be no goal post on the Israeli side.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.7adaara.com\/\">7adaara<\/a>. Thanks, SP.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div data-src=\"v5\">As Homer Simpson says, it&#8217;s funny because it&#8217;s true:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><strong>The Football Rules of the Israeli\/Palestinian conflict:<\/strong><br \/>\nRULE 1: Israel has the right to play on both sides of the field, but the Palestinians can only play in their own half.<br \/>\nRULE 2: During the match, Israel has the right to build a wall anywhere across the field to enforce the above rule.<br \/>\nRULE 3: Should the referee ever whistle a foul against Israel he shall promptly be denounced as an anti-Semite.<br \/>\nRULE 4: The Palestinians are encouraged to shoot into their own goal. Players who refuse will be nominated as terrorists and will not be allowed to play.<br \/>\nRULE 5: For security reasons, Palestinians do not have the right to pass the ball to each other.<br \/>\nRULE 6: Israel can occupy any empty space on the field by bringing in a new player.<br \/>\nRULE 7: All Israeli goals are valid. Even those scored during the half-time break.<br \/>\nRULE 8: The Palestinians will only receive their sponsorship money if they agree to let Israel win.<br \/>\nRULE 9: The Palestinians can only play in flip-flops.<br \/>\nRULE 10: There will be no goal post on the Israeli side.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.7adaara.com\/\">7adaara<\/a>. Thanks, SP.<\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[59],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/amrani.cc\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1682"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/amrani.cc\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/amrani.cc\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/amrani.cc\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/amrani.cc\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1682"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/amrani.cc\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1682\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/amrani.cc\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1682"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/amrani.cc\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1682"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/amrani.cc\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1682"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}