{"id":1705,"date":"2006-10-24T20:10:36","date_gmt":"2006-10-24T20:10:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/amrani.cc\/wp\/?p=1705"},"modified":"2006-10-24T20:10:36","modified_gmt":"2006-10-24T20:10:36","slug":"2006-10-24-iraq-mordor-html","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/amrani.cc\/wp\/?p=1705","title":{"rendered":"Iraq = Mordor"},"content":{"rendered":"
According to Rick Santorum<\/a>, anyway:<\/p>\n

In an interview with the editorial board of the Bucks County Courier Times, embattled Pennsylvania Sen. Rick Santorum has equated the war in Iraq with J.R.R. Tolkien’s “Lord of the Rings.” According to the paper, Santorum said that the United States has avoided terrorist attacks at home over the past five years because the “Eye of Mordor” has been focused on Iraq instead.<\/p>\n

“As the hobbits are going up Mount Doom, the Eye of Mordor is being drawn somewhere else,” Santorum said. “It’s being drawn to Iraq and it’s not being drawn to the U.S. You know what? I want to keep it on Iraq. I don’t want the Eye to come back here to the United States.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

So then Bin Laden is Sauron, Bush is Aragorn, Cheney is Gandalf, Rumsfeld is Gimli and American special forces are hobbits? Hmm, it seems they’re having a hard time finding the One Ring and defeating (even catching) Sauron. Oh, Sam…<\/p>\n

Update:<\/strong> Paul sends this pic with the caption “Frodo failed.”<\/p>\n

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According to Rick Santorum<\/a>, anyway:<\/p>\n

In an interview with the editorial board of the Bucks County Courier Times, embattled Pennsylvania Sen. Rick Santorum has equated the war in Iraq with J.R.R. Tolkien’s “Lord of the Rings.” According to the paper, Santorum said that the United States has avoided terrorist attacks at home over the past five years because the “Eye of Mordor” has been focused on Iraq instead.
\n“As the hobbits are going up Mount Doom, the Eye of Mordor is being drawn somewhere else,” Santorum said. “It’s being drawn to Iraq and it’s not being drawn to the U.S. You know what? I want to keep it on Iraq. I don’t want the Eye to come back here to the United States.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

So then Bin Laden is Sauron, Bush is Aragorn, Cheney is Gandalf, Rumsfeld is Gimli and American special forces are hobbits? Hmm, it seems they’re having a hard time finding the One Ring and defeating (even catching) Sauron. Oh, Sam…
\nUpdate:<\/strong> Paul sends this pic with the caption “Frodo failed.”
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