{"id":1750,"date":"2006-11-16T05:48:41","date_gmt":"2006-11-16T05:48:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/amrani.cc\/wp\/?p=1750"},"modified":"2006-11-16T05:48:41","modified_gmt":"2006-11-16T05:48:41","slug":"2006-11-16-muesli-madness-html","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/amrani.cc\/wp\/?p=1750","title":{"rendered":"muesli madness"},"content":{"rendered":"<div data-src=\"v5\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"angry-hippie.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/s3.media.squarespace.com\/production\/92960\/5627479\/wp-content\/\/angry-hippie.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Authorities are warning this morning of a new threat to the safety of Cairene motorists\u00e2\u20ac\u201dangry hippies.<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153We think they\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re coming from California,\u00e2\u20ac\ufffd confided Mohamed El Jalaad of the Traffic Safety Division of State Security. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s the sandals that tip us off. But do not worry. We will crush them beneath the wheels of our Jeeps.\u00e2\u20ac\ufffd<\/p>\n<p>While rumors of steadily rising face-mask sales continue to circulate, pedestrians are being advised to take care in crossing the road.<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153These angry hippies can be dangerous,\u00e2\u20ac\ufffd says taxi driver Ahmed al Soua pointing to mark on the side of his cab. While he says he wasn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t really watching, he thinks the mark may have been caused when he sideswiped a Deadhead on a mountain bike.<\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile Shabaan Abdel Rahim has announced that he will be releasing a song next week entitled \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Squash the bearded freak under the wheels of your Lada.\u00e2\u20ac\ufffd<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div data-src=\"v5\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"angry-hippie.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/s3.media.squarespace.com\/production\/92960\/5627479\/wp-content\/\/angry-hippie.jpg\" \/><br \/>\nAuthorities are warning this morning of a new threat to the safety of Cairene motorists\u00e2\u20ac\u201dangry hippies.<br \/>\n\u00e2\u20ac\u0153We think they\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re coming from California,\u00e2\u20ac\ufffd confided Mohamed El Jalaad of the Traffic Safety Division of State Security. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s the sandals that tip us off. But do not worry. We will crush them beneath the wheels of our Jeeps.\u00e2\u20ac\ufffd<br \/>\nWhile rumors of steadily rising face-mask sales continue to circulate, pedestrians are being advised to take care in crossing the road.<br \/>\n\u00e2\u20ac\u0153These angry hippies can be dangerous,\u00e2\u20ac\ufffd says taxi driver Ahmed al Soua pointing to mark on the side of his cab. While he says he wasn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t really watching, he thinks the mark may have been caused when he sideswiped a Deadhead on a mountain bike.<br \/>\nMeanwhile Shabaan Abdel Rahim has announced that he will be releasing a song next week entitled \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Squash the bearded freak under the wheels of your Lada.\u00e2\u20ac\ufffd<\/div>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/amrani.cc\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1750"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/amrani.cc\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/amrani.cc\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/amrani.cc\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/amrani.cc\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1750"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/amrani.cc\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1750\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/amrani.cc\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1750"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/amrani.cc\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1750"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/amrani.cc\/wp\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1750"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}