Arab politics meets Days of Our Lives

Perhaps the worst thing about Arab ruling elites is how embarrassing they are:

Arafat widow denies reports she remarried
Thursday August 17, 06:03 PM

TUNIS (AFP) – The widow of Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat has denied Arab press reports that she had married a brother-in-law of Tunisian president Zine El Abidine Ben Ali.

“I absolutely deny reports about my marriage with Mr Belhassen Trabelsi and will take legal action against the media who published this wrong piece of information,” Suha Arafat, who has French citizenship, told AFP on Thursday.

Trabelsi is a brother of Leila Trabelsi, the wife of President Zine El Abidine Ben Ali.

Groan.

Israel’s political crisis

Jonathan Edelstein at the Head Heeb has an interesting analysis of political crisis Israel is going through after the war:

I’m not going to venture an opinion on whether Olmert should stay in office. My bet, though, is that he will stay, and that even if he is replaced, the coalition will continue in roughly its present Kadima-centered form. Whatever expectation of a political earthquake the war may have created, and whatever differences the coalition members have over where to go from here, their survival instincts and vested interests will be a powerful force against radical change. This isn’t last year where much of the ruling coalition hoped to gain from a radical realignment; this time around, the overwhelming concern is to avoid losing, and that will make all the difference.

There are three potential ways the current government can be replaced. The first, and most extreme, is a collapse of the government followed by dissolution of the Knesset and a general election. The second involves the right-religious bloc plus a sufficient number of Kadima defectors invoking the “rule of 61” – the provision in the Basic Law: The Government that allows 61 MKs to install a new prime minister – and put either Netanyahu or Lieberman in the premier’s chair. The third is a palace coup, in which a senior Kadima figure takes over from Olmert with or without a reshuffle of the coalition.

I don’t much faith in Israeli politicians no matter which party they’re from these days, but I always believe that things could be worse.

Then there was one

Costa Rica has decided to move its embassy to Israel from Jerusalem, where it has been since 1982, to Tel Aviv.

President Oscar Arias said the move was needed to bring the Central American nation into line with international law and mend relations with Arab nations. Israel claims all of Jerusalem as its capital, but most nations don’t formally recognize that claim.

“It’s time to rectify a historical error that damages us on the international level and deprives us of any friendship with the Arab world,” Arias said Wednesday.

The Costa Rican foreign ministry explained the move as one of wanting to comply with the UN’s guidelines to refusing to recognize Jerusalem as Israel’s capital, but the move may have also come at the behest of the country’s new president, Nobel Prize winner Oscar Arias, who announced the decision soon after the Hizbullah-Israel ceasefire went into place. (It had been part of his election campaign pledges.) Of course Israel is appalled:

The government of Israel expresses its regret and disappointment at the decision by the government of Costa Rica to move its embassy from Jerusalem to Tel Aviv. This act, taken at this particular time, is liable to be interpreted as giving in to terrorism and awarding its perpetrators.

Jerusalem is the eternal capital of Israel and the Jewish people and nothing will change our firm stand on this subject.

So are American Jewish organizations:

“Given the fact that Costa Rica is a shining light of democracy in Latin America, this action against another democracy, Israel, is particularly painful,” David Harris, the American Jewish Committee’s executive director, said in a statement Wednesday.

The only other country to have its embassy in Jerusalem is El Salvador, which was the first South American country to forge strong links with Israel. It acquired the region’s first jet fighters from Israel in the early 1970s, when Israel was close to the military dictatorship there. Israel continued to maintain close links to the military junta that fought, with US and Israeli backing, a long and bloody civil war against Marxist rebels throughout the 1980s. A UN report found that nearly all the human rights violations documented throughout that period were caused by paramilitary troops and allied right-wing death squads.

Greasy trigger fingers

Holy shit, look at that burger!

Tell me this is an elaborate spoof.

Two websites claim they can arrange delivery of pizza and burgers to IDF units on the Lebanese border and “around Gaza,� and boast that they coordinate with the security forces so that there’s no “security risk.�

Imagine the hassle these guys could have saved in Lebanon—all that unloading from ships, piling into trucks, and jouncing down the highway only to be incinerated by an IAF missile when pizza and burgers were just a couple of mouse clicks away.

Food’s only the start of the fun, however. The chuckles really come rolling in once you get to the messages accompanying overseas orders—seems that the sites are set up for (mainly American) well-wishers who want to show their support. Check out this page of notes from a second grade class in Florida telling the boys to “stay safe and keep fighting.” Or this mess of wackiness from just about all over (just try a keyword search on “chosen”). My favorite, however, is this thank-you letter from an IDF soldier who appears to have mixed up the words “supper” and “sniper.” An understandeable slip-up when you’re trying to write and peg one of those pesky little terrorists at the same time. (Footnote: 42 out of the 184 Palestinians killed by the IDF in Gaza since June 28th have been children, according to a recent UN report.)

Anyway, I can see how this won’t seem so funny if you’ve had these guys shooting up aid convoys and fast food outlets all around your country for the last month, or if you’re feeling a little peckish in Gaza because the navy won’t let you fish (same UN report), but look at it this way: a piping hot all-dressed with extra cheese and chili peppers is just a call (and $16.95) away.

There’s just one problem…

For the majority of Arabs, Hezbollah won

My friend Nadia Abou El-Magd of AP wrote this report today:

For the majority of Arabs, Hezbollah won, Israel is no longer the undefeatable army
CAIRO, Egypt (AP) _ Babies have been named “Hezbollah” and “Nasrallah.” Even some die-hard secularists are praising the Shiite fundamentalist militia in the wake of its cease-fire with Israel _ saying its fighters restored their feelings of honor and dignity.
But behind the outpouring of support for Hezbollah in recent days, some in the Middle East are increasingly worried about the rising power of religious extremists.
“The last thing I expected is to fall in love with a turbaned cleric,” wrote Howeida Taha, a strongly secular columnist in Egypt, writing in the Al-Quds al-Arabi newspaper this week. “I don’t like them, and of course they will never like somebody like me … (but) I feel I’ve been searching for Nasrallah with my eyes, heart and mind. I feel Nasrallah lives within me.”
Yet, she added, “No matter how much we admire Hezbollah’s fighters’ bravery, the last thing we want to see is the rise of a religious party in Egypt.”
Around the Arab world, Hezbollah was widely seen as the victor in the 34-day war with Israel, because of the tougher-than-expected resistance it put up under Israel’s relentless bombardment and heavy ground assaults _ and because it survived an onslaught that Israel had initially wanted to cripple the guerrilla group.
As a result, Hezbollah and its leader, Sheik Hassan Nasrallah, have emerged as popular heroes.
“Thanks be to God and to Hezbollah,” read the banner of an opposition independent weekly, Al-Destour, in Egypt on Wednesday.
More than 120 babies born during the war have been named after Nasrallah in the Egyptian city of Alexandria, says the official registrar there. In Gaza City, there are at least a dozen newborns named Hezbollah, (Party of God) Nasrallah (Victory from God) or Hassan.
On an Islamist web site for youth, based in Egypt, many women wrote saying they would love to marry someone like Nasrallah.
“I want to marry one of Nasrallah’s three boys and dedicate myself to resistance and pride of my (Islamic) community,” said Noha Hussein, a university student in Cairo.
Necklaces and key chains with his image are now in style, the web site notes.
Much of the enthusiasm has come from finally seeing an Arab military force dig in against Israel.
Arab nations fought several wars with Israel _ in 1948, 1956, 1967 and 1973, as well as Israel’s previous two invasions of Lebanon. The first three were heavy defeats for Arab armies, and though Egypt’s army saw dramatic successes in 1973, the battle had swung to Israel’s favor by the time it ended.
In the eyes of many Arabs, Hezbollah’s performance shook the Israeli military’s image of invulnerability.
“The Lebanese people may have lost a lot of economic and human resources …. but away from figures and calculations, they have achieved a lot of gains,” said Youssef al-Rashed, a columnist for the Kuwaiti daily Al-Anba.
“Its heroic resistance fighters have proven to the world that Lebanese borders are not open to Israeli tanks without a price,” he wrote Tuesday. “Lebanon was victorious in the battle of dignity and honor.”
Also, the image of a guerrilla force doing what a regular army could not has apparently deepened the popular resentment toward Arab governments.
“The crux of the problem in Lebanon is that a political movement became bigger than the state,” said Mamoun Fandy, the director of the Middle East program at London’s International Institute for Strategic Studies. “The same syndrome _ a perceived lack of legitimacy of governments that are being challenged by armed political movements _ can be seen in many Arab and Muslim states. …. Their message is that movements can do what states failed to do, and can restore the honour that governments have squandered.”
Awni Shatarat, a Palestinian refugee from Baqaa camp, is among those who strongly view Hezbollah as victorious.
“Israel was defeated by a small group, which succeeded in demolishing the image of the undefeatable army,” he said.
But others are far more critical of Hezbollah and pessimistic about what the war might bring.
Jordan’s former information minister, Saleh Qallab, said Hezbollah’s new strength could now be turned against the anti-Syrian, pro-democracy movement that gained power in Lebanon last year _ “which means that a civil war is imminent in Lebanon, unless a miracle occurs.”
“Do we call this a victory?” he said.

Nasrallah’s speech: full text

I thought Arabist readers would be interested in reading a translation of Hassan Nasrallah’s recent “victory speech.” It’s reproduced below (from BBC Monitoring). I found the passage about where he condemned some of the statements of parts of the political elite particularly interesting: they express both a great deal of anger at unnamed politicians (Jumblatt etc.) and a concern not to inflame an already fragile situation. You have to wonder which sentiment will prevail.

I commend myself to God’s protection from the Evil one, the Rejected. [Koranic verse]

In the name of God, the Most Compassionate, the Merciful. Praise be to God the Lord of the universe. Praise be to God alone, who fulfilled His promise, supported His servant, and alone defeated the parties.

Peace and blessings be on the last prophet, our master Muhammad; his chaste household; virtuous companions; and all prophets and messengers.

God’s peace, mercy and blessings be upon you.

On this great and revered day on which our honourable and chaste people return to their villages, towns, houses and neighbourhoods, I address my message to you. I would like to emphasize some issues and matters in this message.

First of all, I do not want to assess or discuss in detail what we are currently witnessing, but I want to say briefly and without exaggeration that we stand before a strategic and historical victory for Lebanon – all of Lebanon, for the resistance, and for the whole nation.
Continue reading Nasrallah’s speech: full text

Google Earth map of attacks on Lebanon

People at this website have worked very hard to create a layered map for Google Earth showing as many of the attacks on Lebanon as they have been able to account for through media coverage. Just download the file (which I am caching here because a lot of people might want to see it), install it and Google Earth and follow the links (there’s a lot of them as you can see from the pic below – click it to see it full-size.)

If you look into some of the options you have, not only can you see the day-by-day attacks but also other information such as the position of Israeli army positions in Northern Israel (often close to civilian areas, by the way), the spread of the oil spill off Lebanon’s coast, minute-by-minute summaries of each day of the war, and more. This map has been deemed so useful that the UN is reportedly using it to plan humanitarian efforts.

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